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“I had worked with almost a dozen marketing agencies in my 30 years of practice. I had regretted every single one. As a last ditch hope and prayer I gave Damien and his team a shot. Best decision of my life. I turned 100% of my marketing over to him for the last eight years!”

– Dr. Cynthia Schade

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME

I was born in Baton Rouge, adopted, and raised between two very different worlds.

In one, my dad was a World War II platoon leader who came home with two Purple Hearts and a bone-deep belief that a man’s greatest asset is his word. He taught me that integrity is not a slogan. It’s what people can count on when things get hard.

In the other, my godfather moved through the old New Orleans underworld with Don Carlos Marcello, the mafia boss famously tied to the Kennedy assassination. From him, I learned a different lesson: words, power, and money are never as separate as polite society pretends. Pull one, and the others move.

In my twenties, I studied clinical hypnotherapy, where much of the work comes down to pattern recognition: listening for what people reveal when they stop editing themselves.

Around the same time, I became obsessed with neuroscience, especially the strange machinery behind desire, fear, trust, and buying decisions. The part of the mind that chooses before the buyer can explain why.

I’m also a professional musician. I started doing paid studio work at sixteen, and I’m currently writing and recording a solo album under the name Black House.

So if my work sounds different, that’s probably why.

I’ve spent my life studying the places where language stops being decoration and starts moving people.

Past Clients I’ve Enjoyed Serving

Glass.net

Sixty words I wrote tripled click-throughs against a 50% decline in organic traffic.

Top 10 Windshield Repair Quote Site

Hamseys

A Sunday insert I wrote became the highest-performing ad in their 40-year history.

UK Mattress Chain

Grooming Lounge

I lifted product page conversion 45% against a 40% traffic decline, sixty days before their holiday quarter.

Top US Men’s Grooming Retailer

Viacreme Online

from startup to six figures a month in six months.

A Women’s Sexual Health Brand

Learn For Less Online

from $4K a month to $1.2M a year via Advertorials I wrote

Foreign Language Study Software

Active Life Center

Facebook Ad to Presell page I wrote booked the clinic’s Invisired Body Contouring Package for 6 months

Health & Wellness Clinic in Austin, Tx

Proprietary Research Pipeline

18 Layers of Market Intelligence Before I Write a Single Headline —
Why My Copy Clients Convert at Rates Their Agencies Never Matched

If you get nothing else from me, take this part with you…

Every market has two vocabularies. The first one the buyer uses on a survey or in a product review.

And, the is the one they use in their own head at three in the morning, when nobody is listening.

Almost all copy on the internet is written in the first language.

The copy that really works is written in the second.

I learned to hear the second language the long way around.

  1. Formal study in hypnotherapy, where half the training is pattern recognition for what people say when they’ve stopped editing themselves.
  2. Neuroscience, chasing how buying decisions actually get made before the buyer consciously arrives at them.

Then twenty years training my ear for the sentence inside the sentence. My clients have made tens of millions of dollars on the back of it.

Eventually I stopped running the research on feel, and codified it.

The result is an 18-layer deep-research methodology no other copywriter in the world has.

The foundation is a group of five separate AI agents working like a specialist investigation team.

One agent goes out and finds raw buyer conversations across Reddit, Amazon, YouTube, forums, reviews, and social threads. It doesn’t judge anything. It just gathers the evidence.

The second agent sorts those conversations by twelve different cognitive layers.

The third agent weighs what keeps showing up. Not just what people say most often, but what carries the most emotional charge.

The fourth agent cross-checks those patterns across different platforms, so one loud comment doesn’t get mistaken for a market truth.

The fifth agent preserves the proof. Every quote stays tied to where it came from, who said it, when they said it, and the conversation around it.

So instead of one big AI summary (Which is all you’ll ever get from a chatbot), you get eighteen layers of investigation, each one sharpening the next.

The machine does the digging at a speed no human team can touch.

Then I do the human part: judgment, taste, persuasion, and writing the words that make buyers feel seen.

Plain English?

I can dig through more real buyer conversations, across more places, faster and deeper than a normal research process ever could.

Amazon. Reddit. YouTube. Forums. Social threads. Competitor complaints. One-star reviews. Private little corners of the internet where your buyers say the things they’d never say to you.

The machine helps me find it.

But the machine does not write your copy.

I do.

Every claim, every headline, every objection, every promise, every buying trigger gets pulled from what real people are already saying, then shaped by a human copywriter who knows what to do with it.

That means your page stops sounding like every other brand in your category.

It stops selling to the market as it existed three years ago.

It starts speaking to the buyer standing in front of you right now: skeptical, tired, burned before, but still hoping someone finally gets it.

I find the words your competitors missed.Then I put them where they make you money.